My funny Valentine
             Sweet comic Valentine
             You make me smile with my heart
             Your looks are laughable
             Unphotographable
             Yet you're my favourite work of art

             Is your figure less than Greek
             Is your mouth a little weak
             When you open it to speak
             Are you smart?

             But don't change a hair for me
             Not if you care for me
             Stay little Valentine stay
             Each day is Valentine's day

             Is your figure less than Greek
             Is your mouth a little weak
             When you open it to speak
             Are you smart?

             But don't you change one hair for me
             Not if you care for me
             Stay little Valentine stay
             Each day is Valentine's day