I'd like to get away, Junior
             Somewhere alone with you
             It could be oh, so gay, Junior
             You need a laugh or two

             A certain place I know, Frankie
             Where funny people can have fun
             That's where the two will go, Darling
             Before you can count up
             One, two, three.  For ...

             There's a small hotel
             With a wishing well
             I wish that we were there together
             There's a bridal suite
             One room bright and neat
             Complete for us to share together

             Looking through the window
             You can see a distant steeple
             Not a sign of people -- who wants people?
             When the steeple bell says,
             "Good night, sleep well,"
             We'll thank the small hotel together

             We'll creep into our little shell
             And we will thank the small hotel together