What Is A Man?


 
 
There are so many, so many fish in the sea,
       must I want the one who’s not for me?
       It’s just my foolish way.
       What can I do about it?
       I much too use to love
       to be without it.

       What is a man?
       Is he an animal
       is he a wolf
       is he a mouse
       is he the cheap or the dear kind,
       is he champagne or the beer kind?

       What is a man?
       Is he a stimulant
       good for the heart
       bad for the nerves?
       Nature's mistake since the world begun.
       What makes me give?
       What makes me live?
       What is this thing called man?

       Hello Jack can't keep the appointment,
       have an awful cold [sneeze].
       Hello Frank
       have to meet my husband.
       So long, please don't scold.
       Hello-Hello-love.
 

       What is a man?
       is he an ornament?
       useless by day
       and dear by night.
       Nature's mistake since the world begun.
       All have one trick
       one that is slick.
       What is this thing called man?